Vitalii: Another day, another VLOG. Jakub: Sorry, I missed my line. My hair is too short.

I let the hairdresser cut it and this is what I got. I look retarded. Vitalii: And I decided to try styling my hair. What do you think?

So here is today’s schedule: We need a shelf in that corner over there. We already ordered one but… It’ has been delivered in some ass. And we are going to go in that ass and pick it up. Good that we are used to it.

Stay with us and watch how are going to montage the shelf. We are on our way to pick up the shelf. Amazon is really a bitch, They delivered it to some stupid shop. Again.

We don’t recommend… Jeff Bezos: That makes us look very bad. Vitalii: Jeff Bezos is calling!

Vitalii: Another day, another VLOG. Jakub: Sorry, I missed my line. My hair is too short.

I let the hairdresser cut it and this is what I got. I look retarded. Vitalii: And I decided to try styling my hair. What do you think?

So here is today’s schedule: We need a shelf in that corner over there. We already ordered one but… It’ has been delivered in some ass. And we are going to go in that ass and pick it up. Good that we are used to it.

Stay with us and watch how are going to montage the shelf. We are on our way to pick up the shelf. Amazon is really a bitch, They delivered it to some stupid shop. Again.

We don’t recommend… Jeff Bezos: That makes us look very bad. Vitalii: Jeff Bezos is calling!

Jeff Bezos: You should no longer be an Amazon Prime member. Vitalii: No! I want to stay an Amazon Prime member!https://www.senior.dk/quicktilmeld.php

Amazon is the best, yes! Guys, I don’t know why I told you that Amazon was bad. I just…

I mean I must have… Amazon is really great! I need some coffee I am so stressed…

Wineholics recommend Amazon… Jakub: Seriously? Like, what the fuck? You asshole, you led us all the way here for nothing! We didn’t you check the opening times before we went there?

Vitalii: Actually, I just remembered that it’s open from 1:30 PM. Jakub: You are an idiot. You go back and pick it up yourself. I won’t go there a second time.

Vitalii: I’ve been here already twice! Jakub: It’s a fluffy penis. Vitalii: And this is a fluffy bone. Jakub: No, these are letters.

This is a T and this is an I. Vitalii: No, it’s a bone. Say wuff! Jakub: I hope nobody dropped this before me… Ey!

It’s sharp! Stop it! Enough! Vitalii: What are you stealing again? Look how much he is stealing!

He is stealing knives! Gay! Jakub: I told you I was unhappy with my haircut. So i went to the hairdresser again.

I’d like to see myself in a mirror… It suits me! I like this hair.

I will buy this wig and wear it until my hair grows longer. Vitalii: After all, I picked up the shelf. It took me three attempts. Thank you Amazon…

It’s not Amazons fault, of course. It’s the delivery guys fault. Don’t use DPD! And now I am trying to screw it together. Besides, the shelf looks terrible.

Jakub: Looks almost as if it needed painting first. Vitalii: I actually kind of look this wooden surface… I just hoped it would look more like our floor. Jakub: Did I mention that my haircut is bad?

Vitalii looks better than me for once. Vitalii: We decided to spend a pleasant evening. This is why Jakub is leaving now. And this is why we are going to Netflix & Fap.

Jakub: Netflix & Fap? I like how that sounds. Vitalii: So we are having Netflix, Pasta, Wine…

Jakub: … Candles and Whiskey! I fell in love with whiskey and honey… and a little bit of lemon juice.

Jakub: We haven’t done this in a while. What’s so funny? Vitalii: Imagine my eye next. Jakub: Debil. I feel down today…

Vitalii: As always! Jakub: Not at all! I do have good mornings as well…

Vitalii: And when is that? Jakub: When I am still drunk from the previous day. Jakub: Let’s cuddle a little? How did you hurt yourself again? I guess I have a new fur now…

Vitalii: I told you to shave. Jakub: English is difficult. Jakub: Welcome to our… hey!

Vitalii: Let me do the talking. Jakub: Point the camera on me. Now!

Welcome to your new show. It’s called “Cooking With Jakub”! Today we will cook the most incredible, amazing eggs you will ever see or imagine. Vitalii: Smashed Eggs! Jakub: Step one.

Butter. Step two. You cut tomatoes into slices and place them on the pan.

Step three. Put the eggs on the top. Vitalii: Put them on top. I didn’t think you would seriously do this!

I didn’t know you consider me being a top! Jakub: Step something. Green onions. Vitalii: I so would like to stab something! Jakub: I believe this is step six…

And don’t forget basil. Vitalii: Yes? It’s Bezos again! Okay… This video is not sponsored.

Jakub: Basil is amazing. To this we serve baked beans in tomato sauce and salmon with avocado and sesame seeds. Vitalii: Guys, look what I found in the shop! Cod liver!

Jakub: What is that? Vitalii: It’s you. It’s so delicious… Jakub: Breakfast is ready!

I forgot the smoothie… By the way, we are watching something on our new TV! Vitalii: What do we have here? Oh, your’e not supposed to step on it…

Jakub: Try not to breake it. Jakub: I like it. It looks really stylish. Vitalii: Well, seems we bought an oven for 600 Euro so we could unfreeze pizza. Jakub: Basically…

But it’s still cheaper than the first one you wanted to buy. How much was it again? Vitalii: 1500 Euro. Jakub: And what was so special about it!? Vitalii: It had an built in microwave!

Jakub: What for do we need that? We basically saved 500 Euro by buying a seperate microwave for 50 Euro. Thank god.

Vitalii: Actually, we saved 1000 Euro. Seems that math is not your strength. They didn’t teach you math at school. Vitalii: What is puppy doing here?

Jakub: F*ck off! Vitalii: You realise that the toilett is over there, right? Jakub: I am going to stay in here all night long. Because you pushed me in here…

Jakub: F*ck off! Jakub: Are you done? Vitalii: Such a mad dog face! Vitalii: Let’s cheer first?

Jakub: I think my hair is getting better! Jakub: Since we didn’t clink glasses at the beginning of the video we should do it at the end. Vitalii: Nice week we had, huh?

Next week will be even more interesting because we are planning to install the christmas tree. Jakub: I don’t think that you can “install” a tree. You decorate it. Vitalii: First we need to install it and then decorate. Jakub: Because the tree is fake.

Just like me… I know I am a little dead inside, sorry. Vitalii: Subscribe to the channel and revive Jakub so he could decorate the christmas tree with me, drink more wine and bake cookies in the next video. Jakub: Thanks so much for watching.

Subscribe, give us a thumb up… Vitalii: I told this already. Jakub: And leave a comment, will you? Actually, I start liking my hair now. It might be the low light conditions or my pretty face but I look gorgeous!

Or maybe it’s the wine giving such effect… Vitalii: See you in the next video! Jakub: F*ck you… Vitalii: Wine first.

Sorry. THANKS FOR WATCHING! SUBSCRIBE!

By Lola

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