– Hello,Mr. Helan Jingting. – Miss Guan. It’s the first time that I have come to such a high restaurant. So wonderful night scene. Me too.

I just think you may be a regular customer here. Miss Guan. My wearing the orb of charm for you last time is really… That’s okay.

Now. Start our interview. Don’t we have dinner here? You can enjoy yourself.

I come mainly for interview. I don’t eat human food. Again your nonsense.

Wait. Record it. Okay. Mr.

Helan Jingting. Just call me Helan. Or Helan Xi. My acquaintances all call me Xi.

What’s your job? I’m into buying antiques. An antiquer. And your income source? No income.

Rich second generation. And your girlfriend? No.

But I have a girl in my heart. Qianhua? Miss Guan, your interview is about privacy inquiry? I don’t want.

But it’s this work, you know. Although my chief editor treats me well. actually, this job is just a practice for me. What I really wanna do is that kinda political reporter. That can explore the deep social problems. So…

What kind of news do you prefer? Too many. Like… About environmental protection. I like it.

You know what. I once saw a documentary about ivory trafficking. So shocked. Then I feel that it will be better to report such news to more people. So I should work harder.

I wanna be a… It would be great if I can work in a news office like Xincheng Daily. I believe you will succeed.

And I’ll spare no efforts to help you. No need to do this. Can I ask you a question? Fine.

What would you like to eat? No need.http://cavuvox.site/speed-dating-events-in-nyc.php Just make my interview. I hope you can eat something.

Waiter! Really no need. Have today’s signature dishes and dessert for this miss.

Okay. And drinks? How about bubbly water?

No need. A cup of bubbly water. Okay. We have fresh seafood today. Wanna try?

No. I don’t eat seafood. One seafood plate.

Okay. Just a moment. Didn’t you say that you don’t eat human food? Yes, but you can.

What do you usually eat? Flowers. Flowers. Which kind?

Broccoli or cauliflower. Flowers. Stuff and nonsense.

Flowers. Okay, you eat flowers. Which kind? And how? Fry?

Make tea? Cake? Just raw flowers. Raw flowers.

Three meals a day? How many? By single number or weight? It ups to my mood.

Here are some flowers. Just eat. Let me see. No. Why?

They were fertilized. Mr.Helan. Call me Helan. Could you please support my work? You agreed my interview!

So I went to that auction, right? I… I’ve always supported you. I truly answered all the question you asked me.

Truly answered? You’re kidding me, okay?! I’ve never fooled you this life! This life.

It isn’t used like this, okay? Do you wanna add some lemon? No!

Add some lemon for her. One more question. Where is your hometown? The Skyfox Planet. No idea.

Which province? It’s a planet. So you’re an alien? I’m from other planet. More accurate.

I’m not a human. So you’re… A fox.

– Hello,Mr. Helan Jingting. – Miss Guan. It’s the first time that I have come to such a high restaurant. So wonderful night scene. Me too.

I just think you may be a regular customer here. Miss Guan. My wearing the orb of charm for you last time is really… That’s okay.

Now. Start our interview. Don’t we have dinner here? You can enjoy yourself.

I come mainly for interview. I don’t eat human food. Again your nonsense.

Wait. Record it. Okay. Mr.

Helan Jingting. Just call me Helan. Or Helan Xi. My acquaintances all call me Xi.

What’s your job? I’m into buying antiques. An antiquer. And your income source? No income.

Rich second generation. And your girlfriend? No.

But I have a girl in my heart. Qianhua? Miss Guan, your interview is about privacy inquiry? I don’t want.

But it’s this work, you know. Although my chief editor treats me well. actually, this job is just a practice for me. What I really wanna do is that kinda political reporter. That can explore the deep social problems. So…

What kind of news do you prefer? Too many. Like… About environmental protection. I like it.

You know what. I once saw a documentary about ivory trafficking. So shocked. Then I feel that it will be better to report such news to more people. So I should work harder.

I wanna be a… It would be great if I can work in a news office like Xincheng Daily. I believe you will succeed.

And I’ll spare no efforts to help you. No need to do this. Can I ask you a question? Fine.

What would you like to eat? No need. Just make my interview. I hope you can eat something.

Waiter! Really no need. Have today’s signature dishes and dessert for this miss.

Okay. And drinks? How about bubbly water?

No need. A cup of bubbly water. Okay. We have fresh seafood today. Wanna try?

No. I don’t eat seafood. One seafood plate.

Okay. Just a moment. Didn’t you say that you don’t eat human food? Yes, but you can.

What do you usually eat? Flowers. Flowers. Which kind?

Broccoli or cauliflower. Flowers. Stuff and nonsense.

Flowers. Okay, you eat flowers. Which kind? And how? Fry?

Make tea? Cake? Just raw flowers. Raw flowers.

Three meals a day? How many? By single number or weight? It ups to my mood.

Here are some flowers. Just eat. Let me see. No. Why?

They were fertilized. Mr.Helan. Call me Helan. Could you please support my work? You agreed my interview!

So I went to that auction, right? I… I’ve always supported you. I truly answered all the question you asked me.

Truly answered? You’re kidding me, okay?! I’ve never fooled you this life! This life.

It isn’t used like this, okay? Do you wanna add some lemon? No!

Add some lemon for her. One more question. Where is your hometown? The Skyfox Planet. No idea.

Which province? It’s a planet. So you’re an alien? I’m from other planet. More accurate.

I’m not a human. So you’re… A fox.

You’re a fox from other planet? Yes. I gotta go.

Why? You don’t know the reason?! I don’t eat seafood! I’m allergic to it!

Can it be refunded? Sorry, no. See! I’ve said no but you ordered it!

Take it away! Hurry! Okay.

Change another one without seafood. I’m so sorry, Miss Guan. Xiu Xian told me that girl’s no means yes. I really don’t know how to get along with girls.

So I’m really… Sorry. Jian, you’re reliable! So quick a result. There are really no abnormal ingredient in the lipstick?

You can be relieved about this. Very simple and safe materials. Even inconceivably simple. The normal ingredients are not be used in it. What?

Do you remember the lead in our high school chemistry? As a color agent, lead is a common element in lipsticks. But no lead in this lipstick! And it even has such pretty color.

Just like being witched. Where did you buy it? How can you be allergic?

You don’t eat anything? I really merely eat flowers. LLSM (Living longer, see more). Since you mentioned it. I’ve written down some words you usually say.

But I don’t understand. Like this LLSM. And SDR.

What’s the meaning? LLSM means the longer you live, the more you’ll see. SDR means something may sound difficult but reasonable. These are all written by punsters? Yes.

If you get into it, there are many words. Say, good news worth spreading. And too tired to love and so on. SDU (Sounds difficult but understandable) What’s the meaning?

Sounds difficult but understandable. You’re right. Just some cyberwords.

As a youngster, don’t you search online? I’m older than you. How old are you? Over nine hundred years.

Again your nonsense. Over nine hundred years old. How to prove yourself a over nine hundred -year-old fox?

I have a keen sense of smell. How acute? I can smell that you did lots of paperwork. Because of the smell of ink left on your hands. And you ate pork-steamed bun this noon.

Then a cup of yogurt. All I ate this noon has already been digested! You can even smell this?! Are you fooling me? I can not only smell what you’ve eaten, but also the next dish.

Just say. What is it? Square steak with truffle paste, and carrot, spinage and Italian fish sauce. You can even smell the shape?

You chose this restaurant, so you must be familiar with their dishes. Fool me again. Except my smelling shape, I can also smell that you’re a little angry now.

If you were me, wouldn’t you feel angry? You asked, I answered. Why angry?

You don’t trust me, right? Smell the answer by yourself. I’ll tell you one more time.

I’ve never cheated you this life. This life… Fine.

Let me make a summary. From another planet, you’re a over nine -hundred- year-old fox in human looks. Right? Yes.

So the two men with you are also foxes? Yes. We’re from fox clan.

Fox clan. They also eat flowers? Only me. Some other foxes eat liver.

Liver? What liver? Human’s liver. Oh my god!

I gotta go to the restroom. Did I frighten you? No. Don’t you want truth? Is that the truth?

Human are narrow-minded. They’re not willing to believe in things beyond their cognition. Do you wanna have a try?

What’re you doing? I won’t hurt you. How many times it beats? Three. So you believe me now?

You have a heart problem? Guan Pipi. I think you need a physical examination in the hospital.

Are you very scared now? No. I just feel if you have a heart problem, shouldn’t you go to hospital as soon… I understand your feelings. I gotta go now.

The interview isn’t over, right? Interview what? If I write it down like this, I’ll get scolded.

Who will buy it? It’s enough if you believe me. Thank you anyway.

Thank you, Mr. Helan.

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